{"id":1203,"date":"2020-10-02T07:02:35","date_gmt":"2020-10-02T05:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saptamina.md\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2020-10-02T07:02:35","modified_gmt":"2020-10-02T05:02:35","slug":"eu-noaptea-nu-dorm-evacuez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/2020\/10\/02\/eu-noaptea-nu-dorm-evacuez\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu noaptea nu dorm, evacuez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Noi facem ordine sau facem bani<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena aceasta, de la o luni, a mai ap\u0103rut un pericol public, evacuatorul. Vin ni\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi bine cl\u0103di\u021bi, cu toate cele necesare \u00een dotare, \u0219i-\u021bi ridic\u0103 ma\u0219ina c\u00eet ai zice MAI. O duc la Tru\u0219eni, pe un teren unde \u00eencap 500 de unit\u0103\u021bi de transport, la o parcare \u00eengr\u0103dit\u0103 cu tabl\u0103 multicolor\u0103 h\u0103lit\u0103 de pe la \u0219antiere, \u0219i dau drumul la contoare. \u00cent\u00eei \u00ee\u0163i iau bani pentru c\u0103 te-au evacuat, apoi te taxeaz\u0103 pentru fiecare or\u0103 de aflare la Tru\u0219eni, dup\u0103 care pu\u021bin te mulge \u0219i poli\u021bia, cu amenda cuvenit\u0103, \u00eentre 500 \u0219i 800. D\u0103-i voie privatului s\u0103 te tund\u0103 \u0219i el te tunde nu doar \u00een cap.<\/p>\n<p>Evacuarea ma\u0219inilor parcate neregulamentar pe str\u0103zile din capital\u0103 se face \u0219i noaptea, mai ales noaptea. Un manager care sufer\u0103 de insomnie din deta\u0219amentul evacuatorilor nocturni \u00a0a raportat c\u0103 \u00een prima noapte au evacuat la parcarea special\u0103 din comuna Tru\u0219eni peste 40 de ma\u0219ini, toate fiind ridicate de proprietari \u00een primele ore ale dimine\u021bii \u0219i doar dup\u0103 ce au achitat amenzile. Doamne Ajut\u0103! Adic\u0103 la \u00eenceput contorul nu a func\u021bionat cum se cuvine. A\u0219a-i la \u00eenceputuri. Dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bi unde parca, nu e treaba managerului, boci\u021bi \u00een b\u0103sm\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 pe Facebook. Treaba managerului privat e s\u0103 v\u0103 p\u00eendeasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 ridice caroseria. Nici m\u0103car nu e obligat s\u0103 v\u0103 anun\u021be. Firma are site, deschizi site-ul \u0219i vezi dac\u0103 ma\u0219ina dumitale e furat\u0103 de ei legal sau e furat\u0103 pe bune, de ho\u021bi. Ar fi bine \u0219i b\u0103nos s\u0103 taxeze dup\u0103 capacitatea motorului, nu le-a trecut prin cap, dar, probabil, urmeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00eend ve\u021bi descoperi lipsa ma\u0219inii Dvs., fire\u0219te, o s\u0103 vi se ridice adrenalina, poate tensiunea, dar \u00a0pe urm\u0103 trece, p\u00een\u0103 c\u00eend v\u0103 apuc\u0103 to\u021bi dracii, \u00een momentul \u00een care realiza\u0163i c\u00eet \u00a0trebuie s\u0103 achita\u0163i \u00a0pentru crim\u0103,\u00a0 violare a spa\u021biului public \u0219i nesupunere civic\u0103, adic\u0103 pentru c\u0103 a\u021bi pi\u0219cat colea o bucat\u0103 de trotuar, \u00een scopul \u00eennopt\u0103rii ma\u0219inii Dvs. mai l\u00eeng\u0103 cas\u0103, mai sub balcon, de exemplu, asta ca s\u0103 pute\u021bi dormi oarecum mai lini\u0219tit. \u00cen timp ce majoritatea \u0219oferilor se pl\u00eeng c\u0103 nu au unde parca regulamentar, \u0219i cele dou\u0103 parc\u0103ri inaugurate, cu fanfare, au fost \u00eenchise, una din ele fiind cea de pe str. Bulgar\u0103, unde au stat carabinierii.<\/p>\n<p>Unii au descoperit c\u0103 la ridicarea ma\u0219inii de c\u0103tre proprietar, pe bon TVA \u00a0scrie 0 lei. Opa! &#8211; s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegem c\u0103 firma cut\u0103ric\u0103 nu prea achit\u0103 impozite. Nu e posibil. Dac\u0103 ceva nu v\u0103 convine, solu\u021bia e una \u2013 scrie\u021bi pe Facebook. Se zice c\u0103 firma care a c\u00ee\u0219tigat licita\u021bia (dar au participat doar dou\u0103) este fondat\u0103 de c\u0103tre patru cet\u0103\u021beni din satul Ulmu, Ialoveni. Descurc\u0103re\u021bi ace\u0219ti urma\u0219i! O fi av\u00eend neamuri la Ierusalim?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Afl\u0103m cu stupoare c\u0103 opera de stoarcere a banilor din piatr\u0103 seac\u0103, adic\u0103 din nimic, nu apar\u021bine Prim\u0103riei Chi\u0219in\u0103u, ci Ministerului de Interne. Ca \u0219i \u00een cazul camerelor de supraveghere de pe st\u00eelpi, \u00eent\u00eei de toate, e un business, dup\u0103 care vine \u0219i ordinea public\u0103.\u00a0 MAI, \u00eens\u0103, nu e prea vorb\u0103re\u021b la tem\u0103. Un jurist al Inspectoratului General al Poli\u021biei a confirmat c\u0103 la acea licita\u021bie au participat dou\u0103 firme, c\u0103 poli\u021bia \u00eencaseaz\u0103 doar banii din amend\u0103, iar SRL-ul celor de la Ulmu culege toat\u0103 sm\u00eent\u00eena, mai exact, suma pentru evacuare \u0219i parcare. \u0218oferii cam st\u00eemb\u0103 din nas pentru c\u0103 treaba miroase a afacere. (Stan Lipcanu)<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<\/p>\n<p>Ce trebuie s\u0103 face\u021bi \u00een cazul \u00een care v-au ridicat ma\u0219ina:<\/p>\n<p>s\u0103 accesa\u021bi pagina web a parc\u0103rii speciale:\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/parcarespeciala.md\/\">http:\/\/parcarespeciala.md\/<\/a>, pentru a urma pa\u0219ii indica\u021bi \u0219i a stabili dac\u0103 mijlocul de transport a fost ridicat \u0219i transportat la parcarea special\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Exemplu:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; rubrica \u201dnum\u0103r auto de \u00eenmatriculare\u201d indica\u021bi \u201dTEST 01\u201d, dup\u0103 care aplica\u021bi \u201dverific\u0103\u201d;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; la rubrica \u201dnum\u0103rul procesului- verbal\u201d, indica\u021bi \u201dPV0102030405\u201d, dup\u0103 care aplica\u021bi \u201dverific\u0103\u201d;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00een situa\u021bia \u00een care nu v\u0103 este cunoscut num\u0103rul procesului- verbal, aplica\u021bi rubrica \u201dnu am num\u0103r\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 apela\u0163i la\u00a0\u00a0numerele de telefon ale\u00a0Serviciilor de gard\u0103: Direc\u021bia de poli\u021bie a mun. Chi\u0219in\u0103u\u00a0(022-254-705) sau Direc\u021bia patrulare Centru a Inspectoratului na\u021bional de securitate public\u0103\u00a0(022-223-059);<\/p>\n<p>s\u0103 apela\u0163i la num\u0103rul de telefon al Dispeceratului SRL \u201dMagda Tur\u201d\u00a0(078-307-555).<\/p>\n<p>Sper\u0103m c\u0103 totul e clar, de\u0219i\u2026 nu credem. (S.L.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Noi facem ordine sau facem bani &nbsp; S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena aceasta, de la o luni, a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1204,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto.jpg",1440,810,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-300x169.jpg",300,169,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-768x432.jpg",640,360,true],"large":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-1024x576.jpg",640,360,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto.jpg",1440,810,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto.jpg",1440,810,false],"covernews-slider-full":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-1115x715.jpg",1115,715,true],"covernews-slider-center":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-800x500.jpg",800,500,true],"covernews-featured":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-1024x576.jpg",1024,576,true],"covernews-medium":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-540x340.jpg",540,340,true],"covernews-medium-square":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sus-foto-400x250.jpg",400,250,true]},"author_info":{"display_name":"Lipcanu Stan","author_link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/author\/lipcanu-stan\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/category\/actualitate-aici-si-acum\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Actualitate. 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