{"id":1954,"date":"2021-04-10T07:52:40","date_gmt":"2021-04-10T05:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saptamina.md\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2021-04-10T07:52:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-10T05:52:40","slug":"si-ne-ascundem-sub-aceeasi-pomada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/2021\/04\/10\/si-ne-ascundem-sub-aceeasi-pomada\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei ne ascundem sub aceea\u015fi pomad\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><strong>Constantin\u00a0 OLTEANU<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Trebuie s\u0103 parchez undeva. Pentru cinci, pentru,<br \/>\nhai, maximum zece minute. Nu e deloc simplu.<br \/>\nAutomobile lipite unul de altul, multe dintre care vor<br \/>\npleca de aici t\u00eerziu, \u00een orele de dup\u0103 munc\u0103. Ici-colo,<br \/>\nni\u015fte por\u0163i. Poate intra cineva, poate ie\u015fi cineva<br \/>\noric\u00eend. Nu ai cum s\u0103 parchezi! \u00cen una din por\u0163i,<br \/>\nspa\u0163iul pare s\u0103 fie ceva mai generos. Parchez. Cobor<br \/>\n\u015fi m\u0103sor cu ochii spa\u0163iul l\u0103sat liber. Vreau s\u0103 cred c\u0103<br \/>\nun automobil ap\u0103rut din curte ar putea trece finu\u0163<br \/>\nprintre capota mea \u015fi spatele ma\u015finii deja parcate.<br \/>\nCu un pic de aten\u0163ie \u015fi cu un pic de \u00eeng\u0103duin\u0163\u0103, se<br \/>\npoate trece. Unde mai pui c\u0103 eu am nevoie de cinci,<br \/>\nhai, zece minute &#8211; doar ca s\u0103 las h\u00eertiile \u015fi ies. Nu<br \/>\ncunosc gabariturile unui eventual automobil care<br \/>\nar vrea s\u0103 treac\u0103, dar m\u0103sor cu \u015fchioapa l\u0103\u0163imea<br \/>\nToyotei mele. Pare s\u0103 fie suficient. \u015ei plec.<br \/>\nNiciodat\u0103 nu s\u00eent doar cinci minute. Aproape<br \/>\nniciodat\u0103 zece. Trec prin u\u015f\u0103. Urc la etajul de sus \u015fi<br \/>\nlas h\u00eertiile \u00eencerc\u00eend s\u0103 par s\u0103n\u0103tos \u015fi st\u0103p\u00een pe<br \/>\nsitua\u0163ie. Din u\u015fa institu\u0163iei se vede, acolo departe,<br \/>\npoarta prin care s-ar fi putut s\u0103 ias\u0103 cineva. Nu e<br \/>\nnimeni. \u00cemi zic: \u201d\u00ce\u0163i f\u0103ceai griji ca prostu.\u201d Ajung la<br \/>\nma\u015fin\u0103. Deschid portiera, arunc geanta pe banchet\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi v\u0103d ceva neobi\u015fnuit pe parbriz. C\u00eeteva litere pe<\/p>\n<p>sticl\u0103, scrise \u00eentr-o caligrafiere de feti\u0163\u0103 care a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at<br \/>\nbine la \u015fcoal\u0103. Literele seam\u0103n\u0103 mult cu cele din<br \/>\natestatul meu de zece clase. \u00cenclin capul \u00een dreapta,<br \/>\n\u00eenclin capul \u00een st\u00eenga \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu-mi pot da bine<br \/>\nseama direc\u0163ia \u00een care trebuie s\u0103 leg liter\u0103 de liter\u0103.<br \/>\nNu \u015ftiu nici m\u0103car \u00een ce limb\u0103 e scris. V\u0103d doar<br \/>\nlitere mari l\u0103sate pe sticl\u0103, cu rotunjirile lor g\u0103site<br \/>\nde at\u00eetea ori pe c\u0103r\u0163ile po\u015ftale cu mesaje de<br \/>\ndragoste. Ies, trec \u00een fa\u0163a ma\u015finii \u015fi citesc: 1 UROD.<br \/>\nCaligrafic \u015fi ap\u0103sat, cu rujul de buze pe parbrizul<br \/>\nautomobilului, ca \u00eentr-un film francez. Sau poate<br \/>\nrusesc. Urod-ul s\u00eent eu. Nu e at\u00eet de dezgust\u0103tor<br \/>\nacest cuv\u00eent scris cu ruj de buze.<br \/>\n\u015ei eu, care credeam c\u0103-s frumos!<br \/>\nCaut ceva prin ma\u015fin\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fterg literele din fa\u0163a mea.<br \/>\nRujul se \u00eentinde pe sticl\u0103 \u015fi las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 o stranie<br \/>\nsenza\u0163ie de film vechi.<br \/>\nVine cineva din curte \u015fi trece f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103<br \/>\npriveasc\u0103.\u201dCine las\u0103 ma\u015fina a\u015fa?\u201d \u201eUrozii\u201d, zic.<br \/>\nNu am lipit niciodat\u0103 ruj str\u0103in de c\u0103ma\u015fa mea.<br \/>\nCu at\u00eet mai mult pe parbriz. A\u015f fi admis probabil o<br \/>\nscen\u0103 de film \u00een care ies prin u\u015fa unui local la o or\u0103<br \/>\nt\u00eerzie \u015fi, dintr-o simpl\u0103 neaten\u0163ie, s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc atins<br \/>\nde arcul de foc al gurii unei femei. Din \u00eent\u00eemplare.<br \/>\nCa \u00eentr-un film. Ar fi urmat gesturi st\u00eengace \u015fi un<\/p>\n<p>col\u0163 de b\u0103sm\u0103lu\u0163\u0103 \u00een \u00eencercarea de a \u015fterge aceast\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ftampil\u0103 a sor\u0163ii. Apoi &#8211; o privire \u00een urm\u0103 peste o alt\u0103<br \/>\nprivire \u00een urm\u0103 \u015fi.. \u015ei t\u0103cere.<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 ca vreunul dintre noi s\u0103 zic\u0103 \u201eUROD\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Dar noi \u00een alt\u0103 lume tr\u0103im, chiar dac\u0103 ne<br \/>\nascundem sub aceea\u015fi pomad\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Constantin\u00a0 OLTEANU &nbsp; Trebuie s\u0103 parchez undeva. Pentru cinci, pentru, hai, maximum zece minute. 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