{"id":2406,"date":"2021-08-06T11:55:20","date_gmt":"2021-08-06T09:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saptamina.md\/?p=2406"},"modified":"2021-08-06T11:55:20","modified_gmt":"2021-08-06T09:55:20","slug":"noua-catapeteasma-guvernamentala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/2021\/08\/06\/noua-catapeteasma-guvernamentala\/","title":{"rendered":"Noua catapeteasm\u0103 guvernamental\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
De la o mar\u0163i, toat\u0103 suflarea moldoveneasc\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 \u00een \u0163ar\u0103,<\/div>\n
dar \u015fi acei care fac slalom printre dou\u0103 incendii turce\u015fti au aflat<\/div>\n
despre aceast\u0103 catapeteasm\u0103 guvernamental\u0103 nou\u0103. Doamna<\/div>\n
Gavrili\u0163a \u015fi-a prezentat echipa \u015fi programul. \u00cei cunoa\u015ftem,<\/div>\n
c\u00eet de c\u00eet, pe primul \u015fi pe ultimul. Primul, adic\u0103 prima, este cea<\/div>\n
mai simpatic\u0103 madam prim-ministr\u0103 din Europa de Est, care a<\/div>\n
candidat \u0219i anul trecut, de form\u0103, cu g\u00eend bun fire\u0219te, s\u0103 nu o voteze nimeni \u015fi chiar nimeni nu a votat-o atunci. Dar a\u015fa era planul, ca s\u0103 provoace anticipatele.<\/div>\n
Ultimul ministru, dar nu cel de la urm\u0103, este Sergiu Prodan. De azi \u00eencolo, vom asculta clipuri publicitare sonorizate de un ministru. Nimeni n-are a\u015fa onoare. Noul guvern este nou nu doar la con\u0163inut, ci \u015fi la form\u0103(e).<\/div>\n
Avem un vicepremier al digitaliz\u0103rii, c\u0103 doar nu degeaba st\u0103m<\/div>\n
de diminea\u0163\u0103 p\u00een\u0103-n noapte cu nasul \u00een telefoane. Domnul digitalizator, probabil, va face tot posibilul s\u0103 dispar\u0103 cu totul \u015fi<\/div>\n
pu\u0163inele ziare care mai apar print. Iar avem Minister al Mediului,<\/div>\n
iar s-a desprins munca \u015fi protec\u0163ia social\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate, iar<\/div>\n
cultura \u00ee\u015fi are Ministerul Culturii binemeritat. A revenit<\/div>\n
doamna Nemerenco la s\u0103n\u0103tate. Ea era ministr\u0103, dar numai pe<\/div>\n
facebook. Nu este posibil s\u0103 nimere\u015fti de dou\u0103 ori \u00een aceea\u015fi<\/div>\n
ap\u0103, dar ministrelor li se poate. Valeriu Laz\u0103r a \u00eenotat de trei ori<\/div>\n
\u00een acela\u015fi minister, al Economiei. Nu-i clar cine se va ocupa \u00een<\/div>\n
noul guvern de cosmos \u015fi de nanotehnologii. Ca s\u0103 zici, pre\u015fedintele Academiei Tighineanu este nanospecialist.<\/div>\n
Mare r\u0103sturnare de situa\u0163iune gender se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 \u00een capul<\/div>\n
poli\u0163i\u015ftilor. Neam din neamul lor n-a \u00eendurat ministru femeie,<\/div>\n
dar va trebui s\u0103 sta\u0163i \u0163epeni \u00een fa\u0163a d\u00eensei \u015fi s\u0103 raporta\u0163i, cum<\/div>\n
se cuvine, cu \u00abS\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!\u00bb, f\u0103r\u0103 noduri \u00een g\u00eet. \u00e2<\/div>\n
Celelalte \u2013 toate-s noi \u015fi vechi \u00ees toate. Va fi stresant \u00een urm\u0103toarele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eeni, chiar luni. Asta pentru c\u0103 mul\u0163i vor fi sili\u0163i de circumstan\u0163e s\u0103 elibereze locurile de munc\u0103 destul de bine pl\u0103tite. E cam greu s\u0103 te despar\u0163i de o leaf\u0103 bun\u0103 care garanteaz\u0103 o pensie<\/div>\n
la fel de bun\u0103. Au str\u00eens pu\u0163in capul \u00eentre umeri \u015fi domnii judec\u0103tori,dar \u015fi atotputernicii procurori. Ei au afl at din strategii c\u0103<\/div>\n
va veni un neam\u0163 \u00eenso\u0163it de un ONG-ist \u015fi-i va c\u0103uta la… avu\u021bie \u0219i meritocra\u0163ie.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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