Da, da, acum despre alte timpuri vorbesc. Timpuri care \u00eemi cer un efort ca s\u0103 le fac loc \u00eentre t\u00eemplele mele. E \u0219i acolo o \u00een\u0219iruire de anotimpuri, soarele \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie umbre, apa curge la vale, copiii viseaz\u0103 mai frumos dec\u00eet noi \u0219i doar um\u0103rul meu \u0219i privirile tale se ating de um\u0103rul \u0219i privirile unor robo\u021bi ajun\u0219i printre noi. S\u00eent mul\u021bi, s\u00eent mai mul\u021bi dec\u00eet noi \u0219i s\u00eent at\u00eet de la fel! Cu ochi c\u0103prui sau alba\u0219tri, sau verzi, \u00ee\u0219i spun unul altuia \u201dochi verzi, s\u0103 nu-i crezi\u201d. Cu haine cump\u0103rate \u00een magazinele \u00een care mergem noi, c\u0103ut\u00eend prin portmonee cardul cu reduceri. S\u00eent mul\u021bi, s\u00eent peste tot \u0219i s\u00eent \u00een casele noastre. \u0218i-au \u00eensu\u0219it numele noastre \u0219i \u00eentorc ne\u00eent\u00eerziat capul la Margareta, Doru, Vasile, Aneta sau, mai nou, Mateo. Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 au undeva un fel de maternitate \u00een care se reproduc nonstop \u0219i unde noi, ceilal\u021bi, oamenii, am \u00een vedere, nu mai putem fi angaja\u021bi.<\/p>\n
Robotul din casa noastr\u0103 are grij\u0103 de cel mic. \u00cel culc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel treze\u0219te, \u00eei schimb\u0103 hainele c\u00eend vede el ni\u0219te pete pe undeva, insist\u0103 s\u0103 scrie dou\u0103 r\u00eenduri de \u201da\u201d mic \u0219i dou\u0103 r\u00eenduri de \u201dA\u201d mare, are bz\u00eecul lui \u201d\u00ce\u201d din \u201dA\u201d, \u00eei ascunde telefonul c\u00eend \u0103la mic uit\u0103 de somn, \u00eei interzice bomboanele ca s\u0103 nu devin\u0103 obez ca\u2026 Nu, nu ca ei. Ca noi.<\/p>\n
E la fel \u00a0\u0219i la tine, chiar dac\u0103 tu nu ai copil mic, iar el, robotul, are grij\u0103 de toat\u0103 casa. \u0218i e at\u00eet de la fel! \u00censp\u0103im\u00eent\u0103tor \u0219i periculos de asem\u0103n\u0103tor. Pentru c\u0103 \u00eel urm\u0103re\u0219ti uneori cum trece cu fierul de c\u0103lcat peste haine \u0219i cum\u2026 Cum st\u0103 \u00een\u021bepenit l\u00eeng\u0103 sc\u00eendur\u0103, admir\u00eend n\u0103ucit lenjeria so\u021biei tale.<\/p>\n
\u0218i acolo, \u00een strad\u0103, tot ei s\u00eent. Arat\u0103 cu degetul unii spre al\u021bii b\u00eerfitori \u0219i \u00eenfumura\u021bi. E drept c\u0103 unul dintre ei, de pe trotuarul de vis-a-vis, are firul dus la ciorap. \u0218i nu e bine. E chiar ur\u00eet s\u0103 ai fusta mult prea sus de genunchi, dar s\u0103 ai firul dus la ciorap.<\/p>\n
Ieri, \u00eenainte ca s\u0103 ie\u0219i din cas\u0103, i-ai cerut s\u0103-\u021bi aduc\u0103 telefonul uitat la buc\u0103t\u0103rie. C\u00eend \u021bi l-a dat, avea ecranul luminat, semn c\u0103 s-a uitat cineva \u00een telefon. Ce are ea s\u0103 caute cu cine vorbe\u0219ti, cine \u0219i ce \u00ee\u021bi scrie \u0219i cui dai tu laikuri la fel de fel de post\u0103ri? Dar mai grav e c\u0103 de la ea, de la femeea asta plin\u0103 de \u0219uruba\u0219e \u0219i becule\u021be, aducea a parfum. Parfumul t\u0103u fran\u021buzesc cump\u0103rat \u00een Turcia de la Duty free. Are gusturi \u00een\u0219urubata.<\/p>\n
Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu prea r\u0103cesc, nu au otit\u0103, poart\u0103 ochelari doar pentru un plus de inteligen\u021b\u0103, nu se pensioneaz\u0103 \u0219i nu pot fi \u0219antaja\u021bi cu scumpirea gazului \u0219i a p\u00eeinii. S\u00eent reci \u0219i nu s\u00eent niciodat\u0103 fl\u0103m\u00eenzi. Nu depun flori la monumente, nu se ridic\u0103 \u00een picioare c\u00eend se d\u0103 imnul \u0219i nu le expir\u0103 niciodat\u0103 actul de identitate. Doar c\u0103 mai moare c\u00eete unul din ei. Iar undeva, unul chiar a fost \u00eenmorm\u00eentat la o margine de cimitir. Ca pe oameni. \u0218i un fir de t\u0103m\u00eeie a trecut peste gard, c\u0103tre sat. \u0218i parc\u0103 a spus cineva\u2026 Cineva a spus\u2026S\u0103-l ierte, a spus.<\/p>\n
Despre alte timpuri vorbesc. \u0218i, poate, despre altcineva. C\u0103 \u00eei place parfumul t\u0103u cump\u0103rat c\u00eendva de la Duty Free.<\/p>\n
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