{"id":3695,"date":"2023-03-10T08:23:18","date_gmt":"2023-03-10T08:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/?p=3695"},"modified":"2023-03-10T08:23:18","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T08:23:18","slug":"prostii-da-mai-stii-ion-ceban-a-inteles-ca-la-primarie-nu-s-oameni-rai-doar-ca-unii-sint-prosti-iar-altii-nu-prea-vor-sa-lucreze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/2023\/03\/10\/prostii-da-mai-stii-ion-ceban-a-inteles-ca-la-primarie-nu-s-oameni-rai-doar-ca-unii-sint-prosti-iar-altii-nu-prea-vor-sa-lucreze\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostii! Da mai \u0219tii? Ion Ceban a \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 la Prim\u0103rie nu-s oameni r\u0103i, doar c\u0103 unii s\u00eent pro\u0219ti, iar al\u021bii nu prea vor s\u0103 lucreze"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Cel mai bun prieten al Prim\u0103riei Chi\u0219in\u0103u, dar \u0219i al oric\u0103rei alte autorit\u0103\u021bi, este criticul care, din c\u00eend \u00een c\u00eend, are \u0219i dreptate. U\u0219or de zis, mai greu de acceptat. Acum, nimeni nu accept\u0103 boare de critic\u0103. E\u0219ti du\u0219man. Ori cu Est-ul, ori cu Vest-ul. Tu alegi. Nu fi cu moalele \u00een dou\u0103 b\u0103rci. Ion Ceban, de\u021bin\u0103tor de mandat la Prim\u0103ria Chi\u0219in\u0103u, degrab\u0103 va fi ciom\u0103git pe multe ecrane, asta pentru c\u0103 la toamn\u0103 vine vremea unur noi alegeri \u00een capital\u0103. Unii garanteaz\u0103 c\u0103 va fi ridicat din cabinet. Pentru acte de corup\u021bie, de exemplu. La cele c\u00eeteva milioane de semn\u0103turi pe care le-a pus pe h\u00eertii, se vor g\u0103si \u0219i autografe penale. Ciobanu poate fi \u00eenvinuit de multe. C\u0103 nu are voce radiofonic\u0103, de exemplu, sau c\u0103 prea des vine la lucru \u00een \u0219aravari \u0219i \u00een cizme de cauciuc, nemaivorbind de faptul c\u0103 \u00eei lipse\u0219te cu des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ire podoaba capilar\u0103, aspect care le deranjeaz\u0103 mutual pe mai toate pi\u021bipoancele din Prim\u0103rie.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Mie, bun\u0103oar\u0103, nu-mi place c\u0103 distinsul nu vede gropoiul din curtea casei unde trag seara sau c\u0103 mi-a pus o scrumier\u0103 public\u0103 sub balcon. Asta dup\u0103 at\u00eeta chin avut cu l\u0103satul de fumat. Am scris despre aceste nimicuri de vreo 15 ori, poate voi mai scrie, mai \u0219tii, poate vreun consilier vigilent \u00eei va \u0219opti, uite, p\u00eerlitul \u0103sta de ziarist o \u021bine una \u0219i bun\u0103, \u00eei \u00eencurc\u0103 o groap\u0103 \u00een asfalt \u0219i zice c\u0103-i ad\u00eenc\u0103 r\u0103u de tot, ce facem? Ceea ce pare a fi deocamdat\u0103 vizibil \u0219i sim\u021bibil este faptul c\u0103 domnul primar parc\u0103 ar avea buna inten\u021bie de a schimba ceva \u00een Prim\u0103rie, dar deseori \u00eel ia politica global\u0103 pe dinainte. Bine, nu chiar ca alt\u0103dat\u0103. Alt\u0103dat\u0103, lunea, dis-de-diminea\u021b\u0103, la \u0219edin\u021bele operative ale prim\u0103riei, Chirtoac\u0103 vorbea \u00eenver\u0219unat despre Donbas \u0219i Irak, despre armate, despre regi \u0219i regine, despre limbi, glumi\u021be peste glumi\u021be. To\u021bi bo\u0219orogii de pe la direc\u021bii \u00eel ascultau (moaca serioas\u0103, bine\u00een\u021beles) mai mult cu capul plecat, astfel parc\u0103 d\u00eend de \u00een\u021beles c\u0103, pentru un timp, li-s dragi liberalii, dup\u0103 care, tulea! prin ale lor cuibare, la c\u0103ldu\u021b \u0219i la un b\u0103nu\u021b. Ceban a \u00eencercat s\u0103 mai r\u0103reasc\u0103 din baronii Prim\u0103riei, nic\u0103ieri nu-i scris c\u0103 \u0219eful \u00eentreprinderii municipale trebuie s\u0103 moar\u0103 cu \u0219tampila \u00een buzunar. Depinde cu cine \u00eei va \u00eenlocui. Chirtoac\u0103 a abuzat cu feti\u0219oare tinerele, dintre cele cu masterat \u00een arte plastice la Creang\u0103, ni\u0219te dulce\u021buri care conduceau municipiul \u00een ad\u00eencurile reformelor economice, \u00een timpul liber gestion\u00eend patrimoniul, iar seara merg\u00eend acas\u0103 cu \u0218coda de serviciu, total epuizate de povara arendei \u0219i subarendei.<\/div>\n
V\u0103 imagina\u021bi, una care a absolvit desenul la Creang\u0103, 30 de<\/div>\n
ani de la na\u0219tere, plus-minus, dirija economia \u0219i toate propriet\u0103\u021bile publice din capital\u0103.<\/div>\n
P\u0103cat ar fi , peste un timp, s\u0103 constat\u0103m c\u0103 \u0219i Ceban a abuzat \u00een politica lui de cadre, numai c\u0103 av\u00eendu-i drept st\u0103t\u0103tori la c\u00eerma ora\u0219ului doar bie\u021bi fo\u0219ti poli\u021bi\u0219ti \u0219i, unde \u0219i unde, c\u00eete un securist, tot fost. Ion Ceban a \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 la Prim\u0103rie nu-s oameni r\u0103i, doar c\u0103 unii s\u00eent pro\u0219ti, adic\u0103 nu prea vor s\u0103 lucreze, ei pur \u0219i simplu nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 lucreze. La Chirtoac\u0103 era clar, era suficient s\u0103 te dai cu partidul, dup\u0103 care te plasau \u00eentr-un permanent relax. Nimeni de prin preturi nu scoatea nasul din Pretur\u0103. Nimeni nu \u00eendr\u0103znea s\u0103 fac\u0103 m\u0103car o tentativ\u0103 de observa\u021bie agentului economic care ie\u0219ea brutal cu fundamentul pe trotuar sau instala, peste noapte, o butc\u0103 la col\u021b: n-avem treab\u0103, dom’le, noi s\u00eentem ve\u0219nic vii \u00een \u0219edin\u021be, iar c\u00eend nu s\u00eentem \u00een \u0219edin\u021be, citim rapoarte.<\/div>\n
Mie nu-mi place c\u0103 se abuzeaz\u0103 pe digital. \u00cencerca\u021bi s\u0103 p\u00eer\u00ee\u021bi vreo neregul\u0103 la pretur\u0103, de exemplu, vai de mine, pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, nenic\u0103? O po\u021bi face, dar numai online, ceea ce ar \u00eensemna la pa\u0219tele cailor. Gata, s-a terminat, omul nu mai vorbe\u0219te cu alt om. El discut\u0103 cu file-ul \u0219i cu email-ul.<\/div>\n
A\u0219a cum nu po\u021bi face copii cu degetul \u00een nas, tot a\u0219a nu po\u021bi face ordine \u00een ora\u0219ul acesta cu herghelii de speciali\u0219ti principali care stau \u00een cabinet \u0219i respect\u0103 cu stricte\u021be atomic\u0103 disciplina muncii. La 8 \u00abo\u201d clock\u00bb, to\u021bi vin parfuma\u021bi. Cine vine dup\u0103 8 risc\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00eempu\u0219cat cu degetul. Scoate-i afar\u0103, domn\u201d primar, m\u0103car acum, pe ultima sut\u0103, d\u0103-le \u00een gestiune un cartier-dou\u0103 ca s\u0103-l inspecteze zilnic \u0219i, cum dau de o bordur\u0103 str\u00eemb\u0103 sau un hoit de animal lovit de Mer\u021ban, hop \u0219i cheam\u0103 \u00een aceea\u0219i secund\u0103 Exdrupo sau alte sevicii lichidatoare de nereguli. Pl\u0103te\u0219te-i cum se cuvine \u0219i f\u0103-i pe tr\u00eentorii Prim\u0103riei sity manageri, a\u0219a se cheam\u0103 ei la Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i la Londra.<\/div>\n
\u00cen\u021beleg, a vorbi acum de r\u0103u despre Chirtoac\u0103 e ca \u0219i cum l-ai critica pe Lenin. Totu\u0219i, ce a fost \u00een capul nostru, inclusiv al meu, c\u00eend l-am votat de 2 ori \u0219i jum\u0103tate?!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P.S.<\/div>\n
Acum o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103, Primarul de Chi\u0219in\u0103u a mers \u00een Israel dup\u0103 un schimb de experien\u021b\u0103. Probabil, are \u0219i foaie de parcurs. \u00cencolo a mers cu m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oare, \u00eenapoi cu avionul. C\u00eercota\u0219ii Chi\u0219in\u0103ului au \u0219i v\u0103zut schema: aha, acolo e \u0218or (m\u00eenca-l-ar miliardul), iar Ceban s-a dus la \u0218or ca s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe cum a f\u0103cut Orheiul bombonic\u0103 \u0219i, \u00een felul acesta, s\u0103 c\u00ee\u0219tige toate alegerile \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 200 de ani \u00eenainte. Prostii. Da mai \u0219tii?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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