{"id":483,"date":"2020-06-05T10:01:01","date_gmt":"2020-06-05T08:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saptamina.md\/?p=483"},"modified":"2020-06-05T10:01:01","modified_gmt":"2020-06-05T08:01:01","slug":"in-loc-sa-mi-caut-de-drum-si-de-pacate-am-gasit-un-buletin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/2020\/06\/05\/in-loc-sa-mi-caut-de-drum-si-de-pacate-am-gasit-un-buletin\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen loc s\u0103-mi caut de drum \u0219i de p\u0103cate, am g\u0103sit un buletin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Se auzea r\u0103p\u0103ind un \u0219uvoi de ploaie \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea de l\u0103ng\u0103 magazinul Varna se repezea s\u0103 intre \u00een magazinul total ne-bulg\u0103resc, la dos, cum ar veni. Eu &#8211; ca to\u021bi \u0219i, deodat\u0103, v\u0103d pe asfaltul \u00eenc\u0103 uscat un document, un buletin de identitate. Republica Moldova, nume, prenume, valid, etc., mi s-a p\u0103rut total original. Primul g\u0103nd pe persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103 responsabil\u0103, a fost s\u0103-l dau v\u0103nz\u0103toarei de la chio\u0219c. V\u0103d c\u0103 doamna e<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u00a0cam \u00een v\u0103rst\u0103, deci pu\u021bin probabil s\u0103 aib\u0103 treab\u0103 cu re\u021belele de socializare. Buletinul p\u0103n\u0103 la urm\u0103 trebuie fotografiat \u0219i plasat pe Facebook, de exemplu. Doamna de la chio\u0219c \u00eens\u0103 nu p\u0103rea a fi ini\u021biat\u0103 \u00een IT, dar poate gre\u0219esc, sunt oameni care \u0219i la v\u0103rsta asta \u021bin minte parole \u0219i, din c\u0103nd \u00een c\u0103nd, se loghineaz\u0103. Hai mai departe.<br \/>\nM\u0103 apropii de omul de la intrarea \u00een Varna, avea moac\u0103 pu\u021bin mai aproape de IT. Mi s-a p\u0103rut mai loghinat. El lua cu un chistol bleo-marin temperatura oamenilor \u0219i le indica autoritar, cu privire la ag\u0103\u021barea m\u0103\u0219tilor pe ambele urechi \u0219i pe toate aparatele respiratorii. \u00cei ar\u0103t buletinul, matale cuno\u0219ti a\u0219a om, poate l-ai v\u0103zut, eu l-am g\u0103sit, uite aici. M\u0103surat am fost din cap p\u0103n\u0103-n picioare, cu ochi de sticl\u0103, \u00eensp\u0103im\u0103nt\u0103tor de vigilen\u021bi, clar ca i s-a ar\u0103tat \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 un tip care d\u0103 de b\u0103nuit. Nu, nu, d\u0103-te la o parte, nu umbla cu chestii din astea. Cam s\u0103lbatic\u0103 atitudine, dar omul avea doar misiuni sanitar-epidemiologice, \u00een\u021beleg.<br \/>\nPresiunea atmosferic\u0103 cre\u0219tea la propriu \u0219i mie \u00eemi veni alt\u0103 idee \u2013 s\u0103 m\u0103 apropii de primul poli\u021bist \u0219i s\u0103-i relatez fabula. \u00cemi aduc \u00eens\u0103 aminte cum un coleg a p\u0103\u021bit-o acum vreo doi ani, tot cu un buletin g\u0103sit \u00een plin\u0103 strad\u0103. Colega s-a apropiat de un poli\u021bist, i-a \u00eentins buletinul g\u0103sit, uite, dom\u201dle, a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a, dup\u0103 care prezentare avea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103n\u0103 perplex \u0219i oarecum cr\u0103c\u0103nat. Poli\u021bistul l-a fulgerat cu privirea \u0219i i-a zis t\u0103ios: \u201dIa stai matale, de c\u0103nd, m\u0103 rog, mergi a\u0219a pe drum \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219ti buletine?!\u201d B\u0103\u0103\u0103, om al legii, po\u021bi s\u0103 admi\u021bi c\u0103 un alt om, pur \u0219i simplu un om al lui Dumnezeu, a g\u0103sit nu buletine, ci un buletin, unul! Iat\u0103-l! Alt\u0103 replica poli\u021bist\u0103: \u201dLas\u0103 c\u0103 vedem noi acu\u0219i cine e\u0219ti \u0219i ce g\u0103se\u0219ti. Ia d\u0103-mi buletinul matale!\u201d, se strop\u0219i poli\u021bistul. Doamne-Dumnezeule, ce-i asta, s\u0103 nu-mi caut eu de drum \u0219i de p\u0103catele mele! Apropo, buletinul g\u0103sit de mine \u00een fa\u021ba magazinului Varna este pe numele ST\u0102VIL\u0102 OLGA. (Stan LIPCANU)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Se auzea r\u0103p\u0103ind un \u0219uvoi de ploaie \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea de l\u0103ng\u0103 magazinul Varna&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","covernews-slider-full":"","covernews-slider-center":"","covernews-featured":"","covernews-medium":"","covernews-medium-square":""},"author_info":{"display_name":"SAPTAMANA.md","author_link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/author\/saptamana-md\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/category\/lumea-asa-cum-este-ea\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Lumea a\u015fa cum este ea<\/a>","tag_info":"Lumea a\u015fa cum este ea","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}