{"id":777,"date":"2020-07-10T10:27:53","date_gmt":"2020-07-10T08:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saptamina.md\/?p=777"},"modified":"2020-07-10T10:27:53","modified_gmt":"2020-07-10T08:27:53","slug":"sandu-candu-miliardu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/2020\/07\/10\/sandu-candu-miliardu\/","title":{"rendered":"Sandu &amp; Candu &amp; miliardu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena aceasta, Maia Sandu a fost h\u0103r\u021buit\u0103 politic \u0219i de c\u0103tre Andrian Candu, la alt televizor, la Gon\u021ba Gheorghe. Domnul Candu parc\u0103 era un lider s\u00eendicalist, \u00een\u021bolit colorat, cu sub\u00een\u021beles, el \u00eei spune lui Dodon s\u0103 plece \u0219i a scris mesajul pe propriul co\u0219, al pieptului. Domnul Candu se-nva\u021b\u0103 a lupta mai ceva dec\u00eet Ghimpu. Ghimpu toat\u0103 via\u021ba a sucit m\u00eena Moscovei, iar Candu vrea s\u0103 r\u0103suceasc\u0103 m\u00eeinile bandi\u021bilor. Nu, nu la \u021au\u021bu se refer\u0103, bandi\u021bi<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u00a0adev\u0103ra\u021bi alde Chicu. Dup\u0103 ce a plecat \u0219eful lui, Candu \u00eendeamn\u0103 s\u0103 plece \u0219i \u0219eful altcuiva. Abandon total. El, de fapt, crede c\u0103 \u0219eful lui nu a plecat, doar s-a \u00eendep\u0103rtat pu\u021bin \u0219i lucreaz\u0103 de la distan\u021b\u0103, iar \u0219eful Dodon trebuie s\u0103 plece ca form\u0103 biologic\u0103 ce este. \u0218i \u00eei propune un pupic doamnei Sandu. Doamna Sandu \u0219tie c\u0103 \u00een politic\u0103, uneori, trebuie s\u0103-l pupi \u0219i pe cel mucos, dar nici chiar pe Candu. Chiar dac\u0103 e parfumat, are un miros politic insuportabil. Fetelor le plac b\u0103rba\u021bii transpira\u021bi, dar numai \u00een cazul \u00een care au un topor pe umeri.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Apropo de topor. Se pare c\u0103 dl Candu \u0219i-a strecurat pu\u021bin g\u00eetul sub lama toporului nord-american. Asta pentru c\u0103 am auzit replica lui Andrian Candu pentru Ambasadorul SUA de la Chi\u0219in\u0103u, care a zis c\u0103 sanc\u021bionarea lui Plahotniuc a fost un exemplu al angajamentului Americii fa\u021b\u0103 de poporul moldovenesc \u00een lupta \u00eempotriva corup\u021biei. Candu crede c\u0103 astfel de declara\u021bii n-ar trebui s\u0103 existe. Ar fi bine ca dl Candu s\u0103-l cheme pe Excelen\u021ba sa la partid \u0219i s\u0103-i cear\u0103 socoteal\u0103 mai serios.<br \/>\nDomnul Candu continu\u0103 s\u0103 viseze roz-bonbon, lui i se arat\u0103 c\u0103 Maia Sandu va face un deta\u0219ament de partizani cu N\u0103stase, Candu \u0219i, la nevoie, cu \u0218or, ca s\u0103-l ardem la linguri\u021b\u0103 pe Dodon. \u0218i dup\u0103 toat\u0103 tananica asta, Sandu s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la toamn\u0103 \u00een alegeri preziden\u021biale. Omul acesta se g\u00eende\u0219te ce \u0219i cui propune? Sau dreg\u0103torul are g\u00eend ascuns\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Maia Sandu refuz\u0103 s\u0103 sus\u021bin\u0103 un nou Guvern al\u0103turi de Andrei N\u0103stase \u0219i Andrian Candu, deoarece miza ei este scrutinul preziden\u021bial din acest an, dar oamenii nu s\u00eent pro\u0219ti, spune pre\u0219edintele Partidului Pro Moldova. Cum de s-a priceput, ager la minte, \u0219coal\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, nu foaie verde URSS.<br \/>\nAndrian Candu este gata s\u0103-l voteze pe Andrei N\u0103stase sau oricare alt candidat al Platformei DA la func\u021bia de prim-ministru, inclusiv dac\u0103 din acel eventual Guvern vor face parte membri ai PAS, poate chiar doar membrii PAS. Pro Moldova nu pretinde la func\u021bii, nimic, ei s\u00eent \u00een situa\u021bia c\u00eend pretind doar la libertate \u0219i ceva business, ca s\u0103-i lase odat\u0103 \u0219i odat\u0103 \u00een pace b\u0103iatul acesta Stoianoglo. Stoianoglo, \u00een ultima vreme, tot mai des \u00eei apropie pe frunta\u0219ii Pro Moldova de tema miliardului. A\u0219a-i via\u021b\u0103, mama lui de topor!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena aceasta, Maia Sandu a fost h\u0103r\u021buit\u0103 politic \u0219i de c\u0103tre Andrian Candu, la&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu-300x169.jpg",300,169,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"large":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"covernews-slider-full":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"covernews-slider-center":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"covernews-featured":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"covernews-medium":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu.jpg",408,230,false],"covernews-medium-square":["https:\/\/saptamana.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/candu-400x230.jpg",400,230,true]},"author_info":{"display_name":"Lipcanu Stan","author_link":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/author\/lipcanu-stan\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/category\/partide\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Partide<\/a>","tag_info":"Partide","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saptamana.md\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}